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Tuesday, December 07, 2010
Things You've Really Got to Get Around to Doing, Bill
1. Exercise more at all. 2. Drink less more. 3. Write every day. 4. No, seriously, write every day. 5. Why are you typing up stupid lists when you should be writing 6. Stop dicking around on the internet so much. 7. Wear suits all the time.
2 comments:
Dicking around on the internet is the new dicking around on the telegraph.
Dearest Reginald STOP Your mother is a woman of ill repute STOP She shows all the sailors her ankles STOP
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