And for the love of all that is good and pure, Bill

Stop playing so much Minesweeper.

Things You've Really Got to Get Around to Doing, Bill

1. Exercise more at all.
2. Drink less more.
3. Write every day.
4. No, seriously, write every day.
5. Why are you typing up stupid lists when you should be writing
6. Stop dicking around on the internet so much.
7. Wear suits all the time.